Lovely Joke

Love is blind
Be very kind
When I kiss you
Please don’t mind

A page is yellow in which you will find a fellow who will kiss you under the pillow.

what kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=…lets not get carried away!

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

Kiss is the key of love.
Love is the key of marriage.
Marriage is the box of children.
Children are problem of pakistan.
So stop the kissing and save the pakistan.

Kiss kiss ne kiss kissko kiss kiss mehfil mein KISS kiya
Ek aap hein ki jo har KISS ko miss kiya
Ek hum hein jo har miss ko KISS kiya

if kisses were rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a friend id send u me!

Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people,
not like nike just do it,
not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,
but kiss is like LAYS no one can eat just one

One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.