Lovely Joke

I’m not a pheasant plucker,
I’m a pheasant pluckers son.
And I’m only plucking pleasants
’till the pheasant plucker comes.

 A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help me, I hurt all over.”

“What do you mean?” said the doctor.

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, “Ow, that hurts.” Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, “Ouch! That hurts, too.” Then she touched her right earlobe. “Ow, even THAT hurts.”

The doctor asked the woman, “Are you a natural blonde?”

“Why yes,” she said.

“I thought so,” said the doctor… “You have a sprained finger.”

A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side… You know what?”

“What dear?” She asked gently.

“I think you bring me bad luck.”

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Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app
kya karo gay?
sardar bola jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay,
admai ne bola jenab agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
sardar bola, jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.

Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for directions.

9. You know Pumpkin, now that you’re thirteen, you’ll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won’t that be fun?

8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain “up yours” attitude … I like that.

7. Here’s a credit card and the keys to my new car — GO CRAZY.

6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend … you might want to consider throwing a party.

4. Well, I don’t know what’s wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies — you know — that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring — now quit your belly-aching, and let’s go to the mall.

2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

1. Father’s Day? aahh — don’t worry about that — it’s no big deal.

My love how would you know that you are the one who lives in my heart
like my heart beat but do not change with the change in season my love

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A kiss is as to drink salty water

you drink and your thirst it will increase

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There r some people in this world,who die very early bcoz God loves them more…… u r still alive ,…Why? Becoz there is some one who loves u more than god…..
Yes I LOVE YOU

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Aankho Ke Saamne Kal, Jo Aapka Rumaal Aa Gaya,
Kaise Miloon Phir Aapse, Ye Phir Sawaal Aa Gaya,
Uutth To Gaye Hi The Kadam Aapke Ghar Ki Taraf,
Magar Dil Ko Aapki Dee Kasam Ka Khyaal Aa Gaya

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