Lovely Joke

A blonde went to a flight school, insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her on how to pilot the helicopter solo by radio.
He took her out, showed her how to start it, and gave her the basics and sent her on her way.
After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. "I’m doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I’m starting to get the hang of this."
After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was becoming to fly. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn’t radioed in.
A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away. He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage.
When he asked what happened, she said, "I don’t know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. I can’t remember anything after I turned off the big fan."

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer.
A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though.
One of the blondes says, "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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One day, a blonde was driving on the freeway and while trying to turn into the shopping center, she ditzily ran into the back of a Mack truck. The truck’s driver, who had serious anger management issues, made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

Furious, he glared murderously at her. He said nothing. She said nothing. Then, remembering his 10 Steps To Cope With Bad Situations, he took out a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement, indicating that she was to stand in the middle and not dare to leave it.

Then the brute went over to her car and indulged his road rage, slashing her tires. He glared back at the blonde only to see her standing in the circle but badly trying to stifle a giggle.

Furious beyond belief, he went back to his truck, took out a crowbar and proceeded to smash her windshield. This time the blonde started guffawing.

Livid and completely unable to cope, the maniacal truck driver smashed all of her windows and then, reaching danger point, started pummeling her car with his bare hands. The blonde was, by then, laughing uncontrollably, and, in total frustration, the truck driver screamed at her:

“Lady, what is so f***in’ funny!”

The blonde, realising that she wasn’t helping the situation, tried to keep a serious face but kept giggling while saying:

“Every time you turn around, I put my toe outside the circle!”

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 A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help me, I hurt all over.”

“What do you mean?” said the doctor.

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, “Ow, that hurts.” Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, “Ouch! That hurts, too.” Then she touched her right earlobe. “Ow, even THAT hurts.”

The doctor asked the woman, “Are you a natural blonde?”

“Why yes,” she said.

“I thought so,” said the doctor… “You have a sprained finger.”