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Whistling underwater is illegal
At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.
Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
It is illegal to deny the existence of God
Lawmakers made it obligatory for everybody to take at least one bath each week- - on Saturday night.

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You cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
You may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.
It is considered an offense to check into a hotel under an assumed name.
It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.
Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather
its feces.
You may not run machinery on Sundays.
On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.
White Mountain Nat. Forest: If a person is caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the park, or many other kind things without a permit, he/she may be fined $150 for ’’maintaining the national forest without a permit’’.

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By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground".
It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.
It is illegal to shoot game out of the window of a moving vehicle, with the exception of a whale.
It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.
It’s illegal to fish in the Ohio River in Kentucky without an Indiana Fishing License.
All bees entering Kentucky shall be accompanied by certificates of health, stating that the apiary from which the bees came was free from contagious or infectious disease.
An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky state legislation. "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club". The following important ammendment however is to be considered here: "The provisions of this statuate shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to male horses."
It is illegal in Kentucky to marry the same man more than 3 times.
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living baby chicks, ducklings, or other fowl or rabbits which have been dyed or colored; nor dye or color any baby chicks, ducklings or other fowl or rabbits; nor sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange or to give away baby chicks, ducklings or other fowl or rabbits, under two months of age in any quantity less than six, except that any rabbit weighing three pounds or more may be sold at an age of six weeks. Any person who violates this section shall be fined not less than $100 nor more than $500. -KRS 436.600 (Passed 1966 Ky. Acts ch. 215, sec. 5.)
Any person who displays, handles or uses any kind of reptile in connection with any religious service or gathering shall be fined not less than fifty dollars ($50) nor more than one hundred dollars ($100). -KRS 437.060 (Passed 1942, from Ky. Stat. sec. 1267a-1.).

Lexington: It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.
Lexington: By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."
Owensboro: A woman may not buy a hat without her husband’s permission.
Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman’s tie.

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You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June.
It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking.
It is illegal to wear a hat that obstructs people’s view in a public theater or place of amusement.
Cheyenne Citizens may not take showers on Wednesdays.

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State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material" to be cut from Romeo and Juliet.
In recent years, several efforts have been made to legalize camel racing and ostrich racing in New Mexico, but to no avail. Those bills were defeated, but the legislature recently allowed gambling on bicycle races.
Albuquerque: It is illegal for cab drivers to reach out and pull potential customers into their cabs.
Carrizozo: It’s forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
Las Cruces: You may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street

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Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present.
Road Kill may be taken home for supper.
Whistling underwater is prohibited.
No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."
It is unlawful for chickens to lay eggs before 8AM and after 4PM.
When a railroad passes within 1 mile of a community of 100 or more people in it, they must build a station and stop there regularly to pick up and drop off passengers.
It is illegal to snooze on a train.
According to the state constitution, it is unlawful for anyone to own a red or a black flag.
If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined.
Alderson: One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash.
Nicholas County: No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service.
Huntington: Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse. It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.

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Professional sports, except ice polo and hockey, must obtain a license to play games on Sunday.
It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley.
It is illegal to challenge someone to a duel, or accept a duel, even it it is never actually fought. Penalty: Imprisonment for one to seven years.
Impersonating a town sealer, auctioneer, corder of wood, or a fence-viewer is against the law. Penalty: $20 to $100 fine.
It is illegal to place a windmill within twenty-five (25) rods of any traveled street or road.
Riding a horse over any public highway for the purpose of racing, or testing the speed of the horse is illegal. Penalty: Maximum $20 fine and imprisonment for 10 days.
It is illegal to coast downhill in your car with your transmission in neutral, or with the clutch disengaged.
Newport: You cannot smoke a pipe after sunset.
Providence: You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.

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It is against the law to fish from horseback.
It is illegal not to drink milk.
Birds have the right of way on all highways.
It’s legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.
It is considered an offense to hunt whales.
It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can’t detonate them.
In Utah when a person reaches the age of 50, he/she can then marry their cousin.
A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
Kaysville: You must have identification to enter a convenience store after dark.
Logan: Women may not swear.
Monroe: Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.
Provo: Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.
Salt Lake City: No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.
Trout Creek: Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches.

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It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.
Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.
In Delaware you may not sell dead people for money without a license.
Lewes: It is illegal to wear pants that are "firm fitting" around the waist.

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Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
State policy states that emergencies are held to a minimum and rarely found to exist.
Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time.
In Alaska it is illegal to whisper in someone’s ear while they are moose hunting.
Fairbanks: It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
Fairbanks: A law in Fairbanks does not allow moose to have sex on city streets

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