Lovely Joke

The maid was scheduled to stay a year, but had asked her agency to be transferred to another family after two months.
The woman of the house was irate: "How can you do this to us ?" she stormed. "I’ve treated you like one of the family."
The maid replied, "Ohhh… So you admit it!!!"

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Having moved into his first apartment, our son invited my husband and I for a visit.
As we walked in, our son asked if we’d like a cold drink.
Mentally patting myself on the back for teaching him to be such a gracious host, I said, "Yes, what do you have?"
He walked over to the refrigerator, opened the door, studied the contents, and then replied, "I have pickle juice or water."

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After 50 years of wondering why he didn’t look like his younger sister or brother, the man finally got up the nerve to ask his mother if he was adopted.

"Yes, you were son," his mother said as she started to cry softly. "but it didn’t work out and they brought you back."

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When a physician remarked on a new patient’s extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, "High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family."
"Your mother’s side or your father’s?" I asked.
"Neither," he replied. "It’s from my wife’s family."
"Oh, come now," I said. "How could your wife’s family give you high blood pressure?"
He sighed. "You oughta meet ’em sometime, Doc!"

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While I was dining out with my children, a man came over to our table, and we started talking.
He asked where my kids go to school. I told him we home-schooled them.
With a raised eyebrow, he asked if my husband is the sole breadwinner for our family. I said, "No, I also work … out of our home."
Then, noticing our two-month-old son, he mentioned that his daughter had just had a baby, and he wondered what hospital our son was born in. "He was born at home," I answered.
The man looked at me, then said, "Wow, you don’t get out much, do you?"

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Any father will tell ya that parents spend the first 2-3 years of a daughter’s life trying to teach them to talk, and the next 15 or so trying to get them to shut-up

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Out of the Home
While I was dining out with my children, a man came over to our table, and we started talking.
He asked where my kids go to school. I told him we home-schooled them.
With a raised eyebrow, he asked if my husband is the sole breadwinner for our family. I said, "No, I also work … out of our home."
Then, noticing our two-month-old son, he mentioned that his daughter had just had a baby, and he wondered what hospital our son was born in. "He was born at home," I answered.
The man looked at me, then said, "Wow, you don’t get out much, do you?"

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Fathers about Daughters
Any father will tell ya that parents spend the first 2-3 years of a daughter’s life trying to teach them to talk, and the next 15 or so trying to get them to shut-up.

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The Maid
The maid was scheduled to stay a year, but had asked her agency to be transferred to another family after two months.
The woman of the house was irate: "How can you do this to us ?" she stormed. "I’ve treated you like one of the family."
The maid replied, "Ohhh… So you admit it!!!"

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First Apartment
Having moved into his first apartment, our son invited my husband and I for a visit.
As we walked in, our son asked if we’d like a cold drink.
Mentally patting myself on the back for teaching him to be such a gracious host, I said, "Yes, what do you have?"
He walked over to the refrigerator, opened the door, studied the contents, and then replied, "I have pickle juice or water."

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