Ford Escort Me To A Chevrolet Dealer.

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This is your brain
"CHEVY",

This is your brain on drugs
"FORD"

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Do you know that Ford has admitted they are expensive and unreliable? That new commercial they are running says so! When that country singer says "If I had me some money" he admits he can’t afford one, and when he adds that he’d "buy a Ford truck or two" it because he needs a spare

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Next time some Fordnatic claims Ford means "First on race day" remind them that anything could be fast if a team of mechanics worked on it all week so it would last long enough to run a race before needing another weeks work.

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Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?

His F-150 got stuck

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Why are the new Ford trucks more aerodymic?

So they will save the Chevy gas when the Chevy tows them away.

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The people who say they would rather push a Ford than drive a Chevy usually do.

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SPEED KILLS
DRIVE A FORD
LIVE FOR EVER

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My parents just bought me a Ford Mustang…
Tom: My parents just bought me a Ford Mustang.
Jim: So what did you do to them to tick them off?

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90% of Ford trucks are still on the road …
From the past 10 years about 90% of Ford trucks are still on the road, the other 10% made it home.

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