Lovely Joke

ek saradaraji ek stoaramen gaya aur ek chamakati hooee chijakee taraf ishara karate hooe usane stoar malikase puchha.

" vah chamakati hooee chij kya hai ? ’’

malikane kaha ’ tharmas flaska’’

’’ usase kya hota hai? ’’ saradarajine puchha.

’’ usase garam chij garam rahati hai aur thanthi chij thandi rahati hai ’’ malikane kaha.

’’ thik hai mujhe ek de dena’’

dusare din saradaraji apane tharmasake sath apane aofis gaya.

saradaraji ke saradar bosane dekha aur puchha, "" are yah chamakati hooee kya chij hai’’

’ tharmas flaska’’ saradarajine javab diya.

’’ usase kya hota hai? ’’ saradarajike bosane puchha.

’’ usase garam chij garam rahati hai aur thanthi chij thandi rahati hai ’’ saradarajine javab diya.

’’ achchha… to tum usamen kya lae ho?’’

saradarajine javab diya, ’’ do kap chay aur koka kola ’’

tags: Bar Jokes, Love Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes, Fart Jokes, punjabi joke, Funny Pictures, Animal Jokes, Stupid Jokes, sardar joke, Hooker Jokes

tags: Hooker Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes, Naughty Jokes, Funny Pictures, Animal Jokes, Sick Jokes, Bar Jokes, Love Jokes, Fart Jokes, Stupid Jokes

An Army driver was chauffeur to a Major who was a notorious womanizer. One day, the major saw a lovely girl. “Turn the car around,” he ordered.
The driver promptly stalled the car. By the time he had re-started it the girl had vanished.
“Driver,” said the major, “you’d be a total loss in an emergency.”
“I thought I did pretty well,” the driver said. “That was my girl.”

tags: friendship joke, Dirty Sex Jokes, army joke, driver joke, Fart Jokes, Animal Jokes, love joke, School Jokes, lovely girl joke, Sports Jokes

tags: Naughty Jokes, Sports Jokes, Dirty Sex Jokes, Fart Jokes, Hooker Jokes, Redneck Jokes, friendship joke, Animal Jokes, School Jokes, funny joke

My love how would you know that you are the one who lives in my heart
like my heart beat but do not change with the change in season my love

tags: Sms joke, Funny sms, Wise word, Flirt sms, Friendship sms, Hindi Urdu sms, Love sms

A kiss is as to drink salty water

you drink and your thirst it will increase

tags: Sms joke, Love sms, Flirt sms, Friendship sms, Wise word, Funny sms, Hindi Urdu sms

There r some people in this world,who die very early bcoz God loves them more…… u r still alive ,…Why? Becoz there is some one who loves u more than god…..
Yes I LOVE YOU

tags: Love sms, Wise word, Sms joke, Hindi Urdu sms, Friendship sms, Funny sms, Flirt sms

Aankho Ke Saamne Kal, Jo Aapka Rumaal Aa Gaya,
Kaise Miloon Phir Aapse, Ye Phir Sawaal Aa Gaya,
Uutth To Gaye Hi The Kadam Aapke Ghar Ki Taraf,
Magar Dil Ko Aapki Dee Kasam Ka Khyaal Aa Gaya

tags: Sms joke, Friendship sms, Wise word, Hindi Urdu sms, Flirt sms, Love sms, Funny sms

Tum mujhe bhool jao to ye haq hai tumko…
Mairi baat aur hai maine to mohabbat ki hai…

Maire dil ki maire jazbaat ki qeemat kia hai…
Uljhe uljhe se khayalat ki qeemat kia hai…

Maine kyun pyar kiya tumne na kyun pyar kiya…
In pareshan sawalaat ki qeemat kia hai…

Tum jo ye bhi na batao to haq hai tumko
Mairi baat aur hai maine to mohabbat ki hai…

Tum agar aankh churao to ye haq hai tumko….
Mairi baat aur hai maine to mohabbat ki hai…

Tumko dunia ke gham-o-dard se fursat na sahi
Mairi baat aur hai maine to mohabbat ki hai…

Sab se ulfat hi mujhse hi mohabbat na sahi…
Main tumhari hoon wohi maire liye kia kam hai…

Tum maire ho ke raho ye mairi qismat na sahi…
Aur dil ko jalao maire ye haq hai tumko…

Mairi baat aur hai maine to mohabbat ki hai…
MOhabbat ki hai shayad mohabbat ki hai..

tags: Hindi Urdu sms, Friendship sms, Sms joke, Flirt sms, Wise word, Love sms, Funny sms

Aankho Ke Saamne Kal, Jo Aapka Rumaal Aa Gaya,
Kaise Miloon Phir Aapse, Ye Phir Sawaal Aa Gaya,
Uutth To Gaye Hi The Kadam Aapke Ghar Ki Taraf,
Magar Dil Ko Aapki Dee Kasam Ka Khyaal Aa Gaya

tags: good morning sms, Funny sms, funny urdu sms messages, eid sms, Friendship sms, naughty sms, love sms messages, Flirt sms, Sms joke, hindi sms

1 parents apnay betay k liye aisa
robot laye jo jhoot bolnay per thapar marta hay.

Son:Abu aj mei bemar hon school nahi jaonga
Chatakh!
Baap:tumne jhot bola, me jub tumhare
jitna tha kabhi jhoot nahin bolta tha
Chatakh!

Mom:Kia howa?
Baap:Yeh chintu jhoot bolta hai
MoM:Zahir hy apka hi beta hay..
Chatakh…!!!:-)

tags: Friendship sms, Love sms, Wise word, Flirt sms, Hindi Urdu sms, Funny sms, Sms joke

A special LUNCH 4 u,
In de hotel of my Heart,
A boul of love,
A spoon of care,
In the pot of Happiness,
Dish is friendship,
Pay the bill by MISSING Me….

tags: Love sms, Friendship sms, Wise word, Lovely sms, dosti sms, Flirt sms, Cute sms, Friendship sms, Funny sms, valentine day sms