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Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta

joker — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:27:16 +0000

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

Rain of summer, snow of winter

joker — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:26:53 +0000

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya

joker — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:26:31 +0000

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

joker — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:26:08 +0000

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!

Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega

joker — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:25:47 +0000

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…

Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

EXam’s song by Munna bhai

joker — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:25:25 +0000

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

SAY NO TO EXAMS

joker — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:24:59 +0000

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

A student grabbed a coin

joker — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:23:35 +0000

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

Exams are like Girl friends

joker — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:23:08 +0000

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!

eXams are there, at the paper u stare

joker — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:22:32 +0000

Xams are there,

at the paper u stare;

the answer is nowhere,

which makes u pull ur hair.

The teachers make u glare,

the grades r not fair,

but just like the past 20 yrs,

WE DONT CARE !!