Lovely Joke » SMS Jokes http://www.lovelyjoke.com Collection of funny sms jokes, pickup lines, clean jokes and short jokes Sat, 10 Jul 2010 00:00:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 My love how would you know http://www.lovelyjoke.com/my-love-how-would-you-know http://www.lovelyjoke.com/my-love-how-would-you-know#comments Sun, 06 Apr 2008 01:59:45 +0000 joker http://www.lovelyjoke.com/?p=2075 My love how would you know that you are the one who lives in my heart
like my heart beat but do not change with the change in season my love

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]]> http://www.lovelyjoke.com/my-love-how-would-you-know/feed 0 A kiss is as to drink salty water http://www.lovelyjoke.com/a-kiss-is-as-to-drink-salty-water http://www.lovelyjoke.com/a-kiss-is-as-to-drink-salty-water#comments Sun, 06 Apr 2008 00:43:57 +0000 joker http://www.lovelyjoke.com/?p=2074 A kiss is as to drink salty water

you drink and your thirst it will increase

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]]> http://www.lovelyjoke.com/a-kiss-is-as-to-drink-salty-water/feed 0 Yes I LOVE YOU http://www.lovelyjoke.com/yes-i-love-you http://www.lovelyjoke.com/yes-i-love-you#comments Sun, 06 Apr 2008 00:04:30 +0000 joker http://www.lovelyjoke.com/?p=2073 There r some people in this world,who die very early bcoz God loves them more…… u r still alive ,…Why? Becoz there is some one who loves u more than god…..
Yes I LOVE YOU

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]]> http://www.lovelyjoke.com/yes-i-love-you/feed 0 Aankho Ke Saamne Kal, Jo Aapka Rumaal Aa Gaya http://www.lovelyjoke.com/aankho-ke-saamne-kal-jo-aapka-rumaal-aa-gaya-3 http://www.lovelyjoke.com/aankho-ke-saamne-kal-jo-aapka-rumaal-aa-gaya-3#comments Fri, 04 Apr 2008 22:27:01 +0000 joker http://www.lovelyjoke.com/?p=2072 Aankho Ke Saamne Kal, Jo Aapka Rumaal Aa Gaya,
Kaise Miloon Phir Aapse, Ye Phir Sawaal Aa Gaya,
Uutth To Gaye Hi The Kadam Aapke Ghar Ki Taraf,
Magar Dil Ko Aapki Dee Kasam Ka Khyaal Aa Gaya

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]]> http://www.lovelyjoke.com/aankho-ke-saamne-kal-jo-aapka-rumaal-aa-gaya-3/feed 0 Tum mujhe bhool jao to ye haq hai tumko http://www.lovelyjoke.com/tum-mujhe-bhool-jao-to-ye-haq-hai-tumko http://www.lovelyjoke.com/tum-mujhe-bhool-jao-to-ye-haq-hai-tumko#comments Fri, 04 Apr 2008 02:32:19 +0000 joker http://www.lovelyjoke.com/?p=2071 Tum mujhe bhool jao to ye haq hai tumko…
Mairi baat aur hai maine to mohabbat ki hai…


Maire dil ki maire jazbaat ki qeemat kia hai…
Uljhe uljhe se khayalat ki qeemat kia hai…


Maine kyun pyar kiya tumne na kyun pyar kiya…
In pareshan sawalaat ki qeemat kia hai…


Tum jo ye bhi na batao to haq hai tumko
Mairi baat aur hai maine to mohabbat ki hai…

Tum agar aankh churao to ye haq hai tumko….
Mairi baat aur hai maine to mohabbat ki hai…


Tumko dunia ke gham-o-dard se fursat na sahi
Mairi baat aur hai maine to mohabbat ki hai…


Sab se ulfat hi mujhse hi mohabbat na sahi…
Main tumhari hoon wohi maire liye kia kam hai…


Tum maire ho ke raho ye mairi qismat na sahi…
Aur dil ko jalao maire ye haq hai tumko…


Mairi baat aur hai maine to mohabbat ki hai…
MOhabbat ki hai shayad mohabbat ki hai..

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]]> http://www.lovelyjoke.com/tum-mujhe-bhool-jao-to-ye-haq-hai-tumko/feed 0 Aankho Ke Saamne Kal, Jo Aapka Rumaal Aa Gaya http://www.lovelyjoke.com/aankho-ke-saamne-kal-jo-aapka-rumaal-aa-gaya http://www.lovelyjoke.com/aankho-ke-saamne-kal-jo-aapka-rumaal-aa-gaya#comments Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:34:53 +0000 joker http://www.lovelyjoke.com/?p=2070 Aankho Ke Saamne Kal, Jo Aapka Rumaal Aa Gaya,
Kaise Miloon Phir Aapse, Ye Phir Sawaal Aa Gaya,
Uutth To Gaye Hi The Kadam Aapke Ghar Ki Taraf,
Magar Dil Ko Aapki Dee Kasam Ka Khyaal Aa Gaya

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]]> http://www.lovelyjoke.com/aankho-ke-saamne-kal-jo-aapka-rumaal-aa-gaya/feed 0 Chatakh http://www.lovelyjoke.com/chatakh http://www.lovelyjoke.com/chatakh#comments Wed, 02 Apr 2008 22:43:03 +0000 joker http://www.lovelyjoke.com/?p=2069 1 parents apnay betay k liye aisa
robot laye jo jhoot bolnay per thapar marta hay.

Son:Abu aj mei bemar hon school nahi jaonga
Chatakh!
Baap:tumne jhot bola, me jub tumhare
jitna tha kabhi jhoot nahin bolta tha
Chatakh!

Mom:Kia howa?
Baap:Yeh chintu jhoot bolta hai
MoM:Zahir hy apka hi beta hay..
Chatakh…!!!:-)

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]]> http://www.lovelyjoke.com/chatakh/feed 0 A special LUNCH 4 u, In de hotel of my Heart, A boul of http://www.lovelyjoke.com/a-special-lunch-4-u-in-de-hotel-of-my-heart-a-boul-of http://www.lovelyjoke.com/a-special-lunch-4-u-in-de-hotel-of-my-heart-a-boul-of#comments Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:18:43 +0000 joker http://www.lovelyjoke.com/?p=2068 A special LUNCH 4 u,
In de hotel of my Heart,
A boul of love,
A spoon of care,
In the pot of Happiness,
Dish is friendship,
Pay the bill by MISSING Me….

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]]> http://www.lovelyjoke.com/a-special-lunch-4-u-in-de-hotel-of-my-heart-a-boul-of/feed 0 Bhujti Nahi Bhujane Se Ye Aag Bhi Apni Apni Hi Aag Main Khud Jal Rahe Hain http://www.lovelyjoke.com/bhujti-nahi-bhujane-se-ye-aag-bhi-apni-apni-hi-aag-main-khud-jal-rahe-hain http://www.lovelyjoke.com/bhujti-nahi-bhujane-se-ye-aag-bhi-apni-apni-hi-aag-main-khud-jal-rahe-hain#comments Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:16:48 +0000 joker http://www.lovelyjoke.com/?p=2067 Bhujti Nahi Bhujane Se Ye Aag Bhi Apni
Apni Hi Aag Main Khud Jal Rahe Hain Hum

Jane Kaha Jaiy Ga Ye Jungle Sa Rasta
Maloom Bhi Nahi Hai Magar Chal Rahain Hain Hum

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]]> http://www.lovelyjoke.com/bhujti-nahi-bhujane-se-ye-aag-bhi-apni-apni-hi-aag-main-khud-jal-rahe-hain/feed 0 Bachpan K Dukh Bhi Kitne Ache The Tub Tu Sirf Khilonne Toota Karte The Woh http://www.lovelyjoke.com/bachpan-k-dukh-bhi-kitne-ache-the-tub-tu-sirf-khilonne-toota-karte-the-woh http://www.lovelyjoke.com/bachpan-k-dukh-bhi-kitne-ache-the-tub-tu-sirf-khilonne-toota-karte-the-woh#comments Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:16:00 +0000 joker http://www.lovelyjoke.com/?p=2066 Bachpan K Dukh Bhi Kitne Ache The
Tub Tu Sirf Khilonne Toota Karte The

Woh Khushian Bhi Kaisi Khushian Thi
Titli K Par Noch Kar Uchlla Karte The

Paon Mar K Khud Barish K Pani Mai
Apni Nao App Daboya Karte The

Ab Tu Aik Ansuon Bhi Ruswa Kar Jata Hai
Bachpan Mai Dil Khol K Roya Karte The

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