Lovely Joke » Flirt SMS http://www.lovelyjoke.com Collection of funny sms jokes, pickup lines, clean jokes and short jokes Sat, 10 Jul 2010 00:00:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Mein tumko Chand kehdu http://www.lovelyjoke.com/mein-tumko-chand-kehdu http://www.lovelyjoke.com/mein-tumko-chand-kehdu#comments Fri, 07 Mar 2008 20:05:21 +0000 joker http://www.lovelyjoke.com/?p=1521 Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai, Suraj kehdun usme to Aag hai, Socha Tumko Bandar keh Dun… Magar us kambakhat me Bhi Dimaag hai.

]]> http://www.lovelyjoke.com/mein-tumko-chand-kehdu/feed 0 If someone asks me what is friendship http://www.lovelyjoke.com/if-someone-asks-me-what-is-friendship http://www.lovelyjoke.com/if-someone-asks-me-what-is-friendship#comments Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:06:48 +0000 joker http://www.lovelyjoke.com/?p=586 If someone asks me what is friendship,
“I would sit next to you,
Pull you all close to me,
Put my arms around you and say proudly,
This is friendship” :)

]]> http://www.lovelyjoke.com/if-someone-asks-me-what-is-friendship/feed 0 Friends are like street lights http://www.lovelyjoke.com/friends-are-like-street-lights http://www.lovelyjoke.com/friends-are-like-street-lights#comments Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:53:06 +0000 joker http://www.lovelyjoke.com/?p=571 Friends are like street lights,
Along the road, they don’t
make the distance any shorter
but they light up the path
&
make the walk worthwhile.

Thanks for being my friend.

]]> http://www.lovelyjoke.com/friends-are-like-street-lights/feed 0 Friend is one, who … http://www.lovelyjoke.com/friend-is-one-who-%e2%80%a6 http://www.lovelyjoke.com/friend-is-one-who-%e2%80%a6#comments Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:55:52 +0000 joker http://www.lovelyjoke.com/?p=494

Friend is one, who
F-inds you in a
R-ush of people,
I-nspires you to do something in life, Catches your
E-motions and
N-ever leaves you till
D-eath…

]]> http://www.lovelyjoke.com/friend-is-one-who-%e2%80%a6/feed 0 Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali say http://www.lovelyjoke.com/dosti-karo-college-wali-se-pyar-karo-office-wali-say http://www.lovelyjoke.com/dosti-karo-college-wali-se-pyar-karo-office-wali-say#comments Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:44:06 +0000 joker http://www.lovelyjoke.com/?p=493

Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
programe karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
aur mar khao ghar wali say:p.

]]> http://www.lovelyjoke.com/dosti-karo-college-wali-se-pyar-karo-office-wali-say/feed 0 A B C D E F G H I J K . . . . http://www.lovelyjoke.com/a-b-c-d-e-f-g-h-i-j-k http://www.lovelyjoke.com/a-b-c-d-e-f-g-h-i-j-k#comments Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:43:39 +0000 joker http://www.lovelyjoke.com/?p=492 A – U’r Attractive
B – U’r D Best
C – U’r Cute
D – U’r Dear 2 me
E – U’r Excellent
F – U’r Funny
G – U’r Gud Looking
H – He He He
I – I’m
J – Just
K – Kidding

]]> http://www.lovelyjoke.com/a-b-c-d-e-f-g-h-i-j-k/feed 0 Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule http://www.lovelyjoke.com/government-of-pakistan-has-introduced-a-new-rule http://www.lovelyjoke.com/government-of-pakistan-has-introduced-a-new-rule#comments Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:43:16 +0000 joker http://www.lovelyjoke.com/?p=491 Government of Pakistan has
introduced a new rule…
Good looking people should be
thrown out of country!!!
U r safe..
oh! No where should I Hide???

]]> http://www.lovelyjoke.com/government-of-pakistan-has-introduced-a-new-rule/feed 0 Monkeys fashion show http://www.lovelyjoke.com/monkeys-fashion-show http://www.lovelyjoke.com/monkeys-fashion-show#comments Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:42:46 +0000 joker http://www.lovelyjoke.com/?p=490

Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..

]]> http://www.lovelyjoke.com/monkeys-fashion-show/feed 0 AM I CUTE? TEST call, if im cute http://www.lovelyjoke.com/am-i-cute-test-call-if-im-cute-2 http://www.lovelyjoke.com/am-i-cute-test-call-if-im-cute-2#comments Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:42:20 +0000 joker http://www.lovelyjoke.com/?p=489 AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous

]]> http://www.lovelyjoke.com/am-i-cute-test-call-if-im-cute-2/feed 0 Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. http://www.lovelyjoke.com/phulon-se-khoobsurat-koi-nahi http://www.lovelyjoke.com/phulon-se-khoobsurat-koi-nahi#comments Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:41:52 +0000 joker http://www.lovelyjoke.com/?p=488 Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!

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