Yash Johar is producing
Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I’ve suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO”
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Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I’ve suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO”
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aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon
maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai
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Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE:P
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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
and
.
.
.
! U 2
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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
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Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
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Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
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No visits…
no calls..
no sms’s…
no letters…
no missed calls..
I’m worried…
kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?
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Aap k haath main mobile hai..
Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai…
SMS ki achi khasi File hai…
Phir bhi SMS nahi karte…
yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?
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Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay?
Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar
to 11 shehron ke naa’yi kar rahay hain,
par mere sar par baal aana mushkil
hi nahi namumkin hai…
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