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Yash Johar is producing

joker — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 20:03:22 +0000

Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I’ve suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO”

usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

joker — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 18:07:26 +0000

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

Why u still doing it

joker — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 18:07:06 +0000

Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE:P

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals

joker — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 18:06:45 +0000

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
and
.
.
.
! U 2

They said

joker — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 18:06:25 +0000

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”

Your network tariff has changed

joker — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 18:05:49 +0000

Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

U r u not replying

joker — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 18:05:17 +0000

Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya

joker — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 18:04:59 +0000

No visits…

no calls..

no sms’s…

no letters…

no missed calls..

I’m worried…

kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

Aap k haath main mobile hai

joker — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 18:04:28 +0000

Aap k haath main mobile hai..

Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai…

SMS ki achi khasi File hai…

Phir bhi SMS nahi karte…

yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?

Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay

joker — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 18:04:08 +0000

Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay?
Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar
to 11 shehron ke naa’yi kar rahay hain,
par mere sar par baal aana mushkil
hi nahi namumkin hai…