Lovely Joke

if kisses were rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a friend id send u me!

Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people,
not like nike just do it,
not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,
but kiss is like LAYS no one can eat just one

One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..

Kiss is fly from lips,
Lips is wet also kiss,
Dont miss a kiss
it is a valve of this,

A peach is a peach.
A plum is a plum.
A kiss is not a kiss
unless its with tongues…