Lovely Joke » Marriage SMS http://www.lovelyjoke.com Collection of funny sms jokes, pickup lines, clean jokes and short jokes Sat, 10 Jul 2010 00:00:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Imagine world without girls http://www.lovelyjoke.com/imagine-world-without-girls-2 http://www.lovelyjoke.com/imagine-world-without-girls-2#comments Sun, 09 Mar 2008 17:45:38 +0000 joker http://www.lovelyjoke.com/?p=1795  

Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam

 

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]]> http://www.lovelyjoke.com/what-a-married-man/feed 0 So beware of glance http://www.lovelyjoke.com/so-beware-of-glance http://www.lovelyjoke.com/so-beware-of-glance#comments Sun, 09 Mar 2008 17:27:29 +0000 joker http://www.lovelyjoke.com/?p=1763 The Equation of Marriage:

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage –

And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.

So beware of glance!

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First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.

Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience

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Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

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a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…..

]]> http://www.lovelyjoke.com/marriage-is-like/feed 0 Some people ask? http://www.lovelyjoke.com/some-people-ask http://www.lovelyjoke.com/some-people-ask#comments Sun, 09 Mar 2008 17:25:42 +0000 joker http://www.lovelyjoke.com/?p=1759 Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

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Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”

]]> http://www.lovelyjoke.com/once-you-marry/feed 0 A little kid asks his Dad http://www.lovelyjoke.com/a-little-kid-asks-his-dad http://www.lovelyjoke.com/a-little-kid-asks-his-dad#comments Sun, 09 Mar 2008 17:24:57 +0000 joker http://www.lovelyjoke.com/?p=1757 A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”

“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”

]]> http://www.lovelyjoke.com/a-little-kid-asks-his-dad/feed 0 Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha http://www.lovelyjoke.com/alpenlibe-ji-lalchaye-raha http://www.lovelyjoke.com/alpenlibe-ji-lalchaye-raha#comments Sun, 09 Mar 2008 17:24:36 +0000 joker http://www.lovelyjoke.com/?p=1756 What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..

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