Lovely Joke » Uncategorized http://www.lovelyjoke.com Collection of funny sms jokes, pickup lines, clean jokes and short jokes Sat, 10 Jul 2010 00:00:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 What's gross?… http://www.lovelyjoke.com/whats-gross http://www.lovelyjoke.com/whats-gross#comments Sat, 10 Jul 2010 00:00:00 +0000 admin http://localhost/wordpress/?p=45553 What’s gross?

Giving someone a titty twister.

What’s grosser than that?

Keeping a nipple.

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Ripping it off.

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One threw his hand in, one laughed his head off and one cried
his eyes out.

]]> http://www.lovelyjoke.com/did-you-hear-about-the-leper-card-game/feed 0 Why don't old men eat their wives out?… http://www.lovelyjoke.com/why-dont-old-men-eat-their-wives-out http://www.lovelyjoke.com/why-dont-old-men-eat-their-wives-out#comments Wed, 28 Apr 2010 00:00:00 +0000 admin http://localhost/wordpress/?p=5213 Why don’t old men eat their wives out?

Have you ever pulled grilled cheese apart?

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]]> http://www.lovelyjoke.com/suffocation-farting-in-a-spacesuit/feed 0 What is the difference between a pie and a… http://www.lovelyjoke.com/what-is-the-difference-between-a-pie-and-a http://www.lovelyjoke.com/what-is-the-difference-between-a-pie-and-a#comments Thu, 11 Feb 2010 00:00:00 +0000 admin http://localhost/wordpress/?p=38431 What is the difference between a pie and a woman?

The crust on a pie is good!

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- She moans with the other.

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Who’d poxed all the cocks ‘d been through her
The smell from her twat
Killed of a large rat
That had lived thirty years in a sewer

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As a tea bag for vampires

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- Depends.

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